Put this tee on to disappear in the Urban Jungle!
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 Soft
A t-shirt so soft you'll forget you're wearing it. Like dousing yourself in baby powder all day long.
Sturdy
A t-shirt so strong it's essentially an heirloom item to pass down to the next generation.
Sensual
A t-shirt cut so well that it makes Jabba the Hutt look like Han Solo. Leia approved.
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| 100% NOT 'Made in America' | 
| Mediocre design done in Canva | 
| Sizing not even close to 'True to Size' | 
| Best part... no tags so nothing to rip out | 
| Comes in M, L, XL... & even XXL for those pleasantly plump fellas | 
