Put this tee on to disappear in the Urban Jungle!
Soft // You'll forget you're wearing it, it's that soft. Like dousing yourself in baby powder all day long.
Sturdy // So strong it's essentially an heirloom item to pass down to the next generation.
Sensual // Cut so well that it makes Jabba the Hutt look like Han Solo. Leia approved.
Features of the Camo tee:
- 100% NOT 'Made in America'
- Mediocre design done in Canva
- Sizing not even close to 'True to Size'
- Best part... no tags so nothing to rip out
- Comes in M, L, XL... & even XXL for those pleasantly plump fellas
It's an O.G move to rock the Grey Birch 'G'.